Nails!!!

It's one of those unusual times when my sister is wondering if she's dreaming.... because I have a nail cutter in my hand.... to cut my own nails, that too voluntarily, without any 24 hours ultimatums from Mom to cut my nails, lest they be cut by her when I'm sleeping!! I hate this! I hate my life! Why do your nails grow so beautifully till one day, and the very next day after someone's appreciated them, do they have to chip.... right where your skin's attached to it...making you go through excruciating pain while cutting it.... both physical and emotional?!? Just like the emotional trauma I feel now, when I can't absolutely say that I love Irfan Pathan.... only because Edward Cullen flashes in front of my eyes. Why God, why? Why me?? Below is a picture of my nails....before I cut them! I'm sorry if it scares the faint hearted.... it always scares my sis!!

 

I don't get why my family hates my nails? I've even stopped scratching my sister (after of course she bled a lot many times!!) but then nails are my only defense mechanism , given that my punches/slaps/kicks don't hurt people. They don't even hurt mosquitoes, if I were to hurt them...!! So, now till 2 months, irritate me as much as you want.. I'm defenseless!! There are a lot many disadvantages of having nails though....like not being able to open jars, drawers etc... but, you've always had the physical strength of a 2 day old, so no one expected you to be able to open these any ways! The other disadvantage that has people concluding that you're in a relationship and you've gone all the way only because you're covered in bruises and scratches every morning! They don't even have the patience to have a look at your nails....!! I always get suspicious glances from my Mom....!! She seriously needs to look at other kids to know what a Tulsi I am!!

I've also stopped doing something that's again gonna shock my family beyond imagination.... I've decided to finally stop advicing people and playing Cupid.... I have to admit that I've lost my touch.... my advices don't work anymore! I guess the human race has evolved a lot after I did my psychoanalysis on it to have a better knowledge of both the sexes!! Jokes apart, I really don't understand why do the love stories I REALLY want to work out don't.... and the ones I'm... well... not so desperate about them working out.... work...and they work like hell!!! They don't even deserve it!! So, now after seeing the heartbreak of someone whom I didn't want to see in that way ever, I've finally taken the call on not playing Cupid ever!!! My friends will have to find a new Hitch for themselves! So, now, I'll have to be happy by having only one love story to boast about. The only love story that worked because of me and leave alone being grateful, people don't even remember things, otherwise they could've given 10 minutes of listening for the 3 years of their relationship that's working!! Anyways, I was wondering if I could put this on my resume....Playing Cupid.... may work, what do you think?

 

I think I'm on my way of getting over Edward Cullen! Finally!! But, I still remember how my face lift up when a friend asked me who's Edward Cullen!! Seriously, this guy, Edward is something! I just can't get over him!! And he even makes appearances in my dreams and give a lot of laughing matter for my friends! I was so depressed last week, when the W key got off from my keyboard.... and I couldn't write EdWard without a W! My keyboard reminds me that I underestimate myself a lot... I'm not technologically dyslexic that I thought I was.... for I can get my printer software working even when the computer walla failed....!! I seriously can teach these computer engineers a thing or two! So now, I've got one more thing to brag about!

 

P.S 1: I hate Dhoni.

 

P.S 2: Please listen to the song Lion by Rebecca St-James. It is from Chronicles of Narnia. Although it's from this movie, it really suits the Twilight thing... Especially Edward..... he's THE LION any lamb wouldn't mind falling in love with!! Feels like I'm living in a lion's mouth, but the lion is an angel.

Maa Da Laadla Bigad Gaya!!!

What was I like blind to not like John without his shirt?!? I mean that guy looks like a damned Greek God!! And probably the only guy whom I'd like without his shirt! Now, this is the second instance in my life where I'm repenting not carrying my blue whistle with me(the first time was at the IPL match I had gone to see at Wankhede). There were so many siti deserving scenes! John as fannnntttttaassssttiiicc and he's finally learnt acting! You just don't feel like looking at anybody except John. Abhishek doesn't even come in the options! Priyanka with her weird accent is annoying. Can't she speak normally? And her lips are..well... silicon operation gone wrong!

Bobby Deol's also there in the movie. His Chamku look intact. Priyanka confirms her bad taste in men by leaving John for Bobby! And she likes chest hair?? No wonder she's with Harman! She actually didn't LIKE John?!? She's blind-er than me! Besides she was toh living with him in the same (awesome) apartment! Lucky bitch! Miami was shot so beautifully. If I had known this last year, I'd have happily traded my Vegas trip with Miami. Atleast there's no "under 21 not allowed" rule in Miami! But the scene of the movie would undoubtedly be the way John surprised PC on her birthday. Wonderful. Old world charm and old world tricks always work! And the shot of the movie was John drenched in the rain in a white see-through shirt and his hand ruffling his hair (Woooowww..my heart must've missed at least 10 beats!) with guys playing football behind and Kuch Kum in the background!

But the best joke on the movie had to be the one cracked by my Dad, while we were walking out... he was like " Karanya nu chaski gyu che. Potana jaat ni advertise kare che dobbo!!" In English it goes like" Karan has lost it. He's advertising himself, dumbass!!" So, by now you would've guessed how much my Dad (didn't)liked the movie!! He was on the verge of bedakhaling me from his jaidaat for suggesting that we go for Dostana....!!

After my Y-chromosome theory and the Engineers-are-responsible-for-economic-meltdown theory, I've come up with another theory. I call it the Mystery-of-the-sex-ratio-difference-in-books-and-real-life-solved theory. Ok, to simplify the Greek I just threw up, I'll elucidate on what I just said. According to the 2001 census, number of females per 1000 males(sex ratio) was 932. 932 gals for 1000 guys. So that meant there this is an extra of 68 guys. But the main reason for the my stating the stats was that there are so many girls who are single and have no guy for them(read my friends and me...)Because we didn't have "guys" for us, we thought that the sex ratio thing was faulty. But, now, after haven seen Dostana, I can explain why there are no guys for people like us.... because those 68 guys are gay!!! See, this explains everything... the excess guys... no guys for gals... us being perpetually single....causing other group of friends, all of whom are couples to be a group of odd number of people and yeah, of course the lack of privacy couples get in rickshaws due to the presence of perpetually single people! And also the fact that 68 is an even number... it's easier to form couples... 68 C 2(I've just given CAT.. Maths is still fresh!)!! So all singletons will have to wait until one of these 932 couples break up. And keep your fingers crossed that those guys aren't traumatised enough by girls to turn gay!! That would only lead to a rather long waiiiiittttttt!

Poems by Prasad

BRUISED


the road i walk on....choking me,so silent,
so serene...success which never dawned....
da failure which made me green....
a wind of dust arises upon da horizon...
showing the might of tiny beings..
forcing me to think what i've done....
the answers loud and clear.....
as i tremble with the fear....
as i hide myself behind the might of a mere tear...
questions i ask myself takes the pride outta me....
fisting it on to da dusty ground...
doubting the possibility of turning i to we...
excuses i give are worthless....
love isnt anyything if i am pennyless...
its me whom i am blaming...
its i who should be punished...
the fuel of pride is what that'll set me flaming...
as i'll arise from the ashes....
and save my life, my love before it crashes!!!!




DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE


As you lifted your mane,
u started a dangerous game..
it was like russian roullette,
when i placed in my bet..
your looks gave me such a thrill,
ur love went for my heart, for the kill...
your lips as soft as petals,
melts hearts made of rocks leave metals..
a body as pure as gold,with a serene beauty unheard,
untold..the way u flutter ur hair,
with utmost gracethose naughty eyes stare..man!!
they are mischievious,
glancing at em i cnt help goin derilious...
last night all i did is dream about u,
dark skies and green grass under my shoe..
there u came swaying in front of my eyes,
gave me warmth under the cold skies...
i caught u by the hips and took u in my arms,
bewitched by your beauty's magical charms...
but reality woke me up from my sleep,
and there i was left alone to weep!!!!



YOUR EYES


Ur eyes..
Sanity they defy..
I try 2 make out n I try 2 guess..
But my Knees go weak n I go helpless…
As black as da night sky…
But still I get lost as much as I try…


Ur eyes.
.Sanity they defy..
Thousands of secrets they hide…
Rebelling against da rules we abide..
Not having words 2 speak…
Still sayin everythn as they peek…


Ur eyes..
Sanity they defy..
Careless about da world which traverse by..
Giving looks which could make heavens feel shy..
Peer at me with the want of care..
Askin me questions abt da times of despair..


Ur eyes..
Sanity they defy..
Unable 2 bear the pain..
They look at me again..
Love is wat it asks with hope and fear..
As a pearl falls by in the form of a tear!!!!!!!





THOUGHTS


BESIDES THIS LAKE I SIT AND THINK
ABOUT ALL THINGS WHICH HAVE DISAPPEARED IN A WINK
FRIENDSHIP PROVED WRONG
LOVE WHICH WONT BE THERE FOR TOO LONG
HERE I AM ALL ALONE
TRYIN TO DRINK MY TEARS AND A LIFE HALF TORN
WHY DOES THE ALMIGHTY PUT ME IN SUCH A BLUNDER
THAT MAKES MY HEAD STOOP LOW AND PONDER
IS MY LIFE JUST A MERE GAME
FOR GODS 2 PLAY WITH A BLINDFOLDED AIM
SELF IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT
DEMOLISHING OTHERS AND MIGHT THEY TOUT
AS I THINK ABOUT THESE
A DEMON APPEARS IN A BLISS
A RUTHLESS MONSTER IS MY FUTURE
QUESTIONS AND WORRIES IT STARTS TO NURTURE
SCARING ME TO THE CORE
IT LOOKS AT ME AND ROARS
I LOOK AT IT WITH A SCARED EYE
SOMEDAY IT’LL MAKE ME LOSE AND DIE
BUT IN A FLASH A SMILE BREAKS OUT ON MY LIPS
ERASES ALL THE FRUSTRATION IN A WHIP
I CAN FACE IT NOWI WONT LET MYSELF BOW
NOT TO GIVE UP IS WHAT I CHOOSE
COZ I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE!!!!





I LOVE YOU



i love u,
like no one else will ever do.
i hold myself confronting,
but the bells in my head wont stop ringing.
how i wish you could feel,
the pain of separation inside dat i seal.
recent days pain has been pleasing me,
ur thots wont stop teasing me.
watchin da moon in the sky,
i remember da days wen i held u by.
once i wish it wer true,t
o do everything i could do,
to make evrythn fine,
TO MAKE U MINE!!!!!


LOST


where do i go...
i dont know...
as i take on da track
the shackles pull me back..
renaissance is all what i expected...
the truth is what got me mutated…...
all i do is dream by....
thinking of u i silently cry...
never a dull moment with you...
feeling of desperation without u...
this is all i feel...
this is where life strangles me and goes for da kill!!!!
where do i go ..
.i dont kno...
brains go bonkers and insane...
as a worrying twitch appears on my mane..
.life is cruel is all i've deciphered...
walkin all alone while mates cheered...
what did i do to deserve this??
as love punctures me with a poisonous kiss..
who said good comes after bad??...
what really comes after bad is very sad...
never put me in a position wer i gotta choose...
between u and lifes blues...
coz i will not leave u...
until da last breath i heave thru!!!!!
i dont complain about the tragedies life puts me thru...
walk with yor thoughts is all i do!!!!!!!!

Now, there's a real advantage of having blogger friends... you're saved of the efforts of opening a blog for yourself (by citing I'm-an-engineer-hence-I-don't-have-time/ I-have -submissions/classes/assignments/projects/presentations/midterms and all other shit!) as your friend who's mighty impressed with your new found writing skill offers to put them on her blog!

These poems are written by my friend Prasad... please do comment... Any which ways, I'm the only one who comments on his poems! (Perpetually free=me) Rao, if I don't get Hershey's for this na, then you watch it.

If any one wants to put up thier stuff here, contact me(after CAT). I'll accept Hershey's/Lindt/Godiva/ Cadbury Fruit n Nut as payment. Only these. No cash or cheques.

Positivity and Cockroaches!!

My Blog's got a new look! Sexy n sleek...black... er..well.. that's what I think!! Bloody had to toil so much to figure out what on earth XML is! All I was taught in my IT class back in 12th was HTML! New new languages engineers come up with! Huh!! Anyways, I like the new look, do tell me if its nice.

I truly believe more than anything, CAT, is more of a mind game... you keep cool,be positive,have faith and confidence in yourself... and you'll do good... even in Quants maybe (well, I'm yet to try this!!)... You panic... and it's like Tu saala kaam se gaya!(people feel this song is inexecrable, but I like it!!) Maintaining positivity for 3 more weeks is gonna be a mammoth task... lets hope I'm able to do it. One thing in me is that I can't think negative... I have to look at the positive side of things..But, the main problem with positive people is that if they get negative... they take ages to get positive again!! Like, last year... when I had gotten negative.... And another problem with positive people is that nobody around them knows how to deal with them when they get negative!! Because for one, positive people have their own theory of staying positive, whcih nobody else undestands, and they won't get positive unless this theory is reiterated to them with CONVICTION!! And when I had become negative... I didn't know how do I explain that to people and they didn't know what was going on in my life!! But, thankfully, I came out of the negativity and got positive again(took 3-4 months, but was out of it finally!) But, by far I think, the most important thing in life is not to EXPECT... I had began expecting things in my life, something I never did until then, and all hell broke loose. So one lesson I've learnt is simply not to expect and accept whatever you get! There are certain things you can't fight. Fate... for example! BTW, my Orkut horoscope for today says: Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life !!!

But there's one thing that I'll always be negative about... the fact that I can conquer over my fear of cockroaches!! Again, I was held at gunpoint by a cockroach...flying one at that! I don't understand why do cockroaches have to attack(!!) me when I'm alone at home or people are sleeping?!!? Bloody and they don't even go easily!! My grandmom, who threw the cockroach out, was actually laughing hysterically at me when I was jumping on my bed and shouting like a moron for the cockroach to be thrown out! Give me a PI at IÍM-A where the panelists would grill me on Microprocessors or worse still, discuss the GDP and GNP of Guatemala and be in a room with a cockroach for 10 secs... I'd choose the former... atleast the people in the room are humans!!

Huh! Only if God never created cockroches! But whatever... as long as I have people around who can throw off cockroaches, I don't mind! Time to go back to Quants ... no.. I'll do Verbal for a change today!

Engineeerrrrsssssss ......aaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!

I know I've been blogging a lot... I mean 2 posts in 3 days... with CAT roaring over my head... but on second thoughts, it really doesn't take a lotta time.... just 30 minutes max... and anyways I'm not one of those people who studies 23 hours a day that I'd worry about half an hour gone doing timepass. Also, Í don't talk on the phone now so I can time pass a bit!. Hah! Finally, feeling good after blurting it out that I'm not actually wasting time blogging!

Listen to your elders. And more importantly, listen to what your elders say. They say, " Don't count your chickens before they hatch" So please don't act over smart and start counting them, like I did!! My Goa IV is cancelled. And it is cancelled in such a way that I'm left to wonder if I'd have an IV at all! I was actually singing aloud yesterday and teasing my sis that I'm going to Goa!!Shit...this is not done! Listen to your elders, Nupur!! Does listening to your elders also mean listening to your mom who's always been right about you and you've always disobeyed only to regret later on, to not do an MBA now, that the MBA bubble too, has burst!? No MBA.. mom what will I do otherwise?!?? Creepy, to say the least... even the mere thought of only one degree ,...that too, well, which is like er..well BSc in the end! But maybe, I can go to UK/USA... those blondes revere BSc grads!! Only because they don't know what vella we've maroed in degree college. Now "vella" reminds me how baffled my Dad is whenever he spots Punju words in my speech... he's puzzled over the fact that I'm the first person who learnt Punjabi in Mithibai College(It's a place where even a Martian would turn Gujju!)!!! Dad... well, that's what happens when you're with Aanch the whole day!

I got my CAT center... some God forsaken place in Bandra East.. IES college or something like that! Bandra... Ah! Fond memories! But while I was at the IIM-A website checking my CAT details and stuff, I don't know what bug got into me and I decided to check the student profiles. I was kinda bamboozled and a bit angry. Figure this, for the 2008 batch, 74% students were engineers and in the 2009 batch... a whooping 89% were engineers! Holy Shit man!! In both the years, there were only 3% science grads! Now 3% of around 850 open seats would mean around 26 seats..... and I have to battle it out with 3 lakh aspirants... bloody engineers and IITians included to get ONE of the 26 seats!! FUCK!! And to top it all, I need to CLEAR Quants!!! Life has never been meaner. I also checked JBIMS' student profiles.... I must've gone uptill six pages.... and you guessed it right... all B.Techs and B.Es!

I'm just pissed off with them! Arey yaar, you're getting placement even before you pass out.... please leave some jobs and some seats for us gareeb people also! Now, I've actually figured out the entire recession cycle....how it started... no it wasn't the competition amongst banks to stay afloat that they started lending to bad borrowers.... it wasn't the global food and crude oil price rise, no it wasn't even real estate slump.... it was the ENGINEERS.... bloody who asked them to head banks and become investment bankers...... they should be building bridges and dams and things like those! OK.... I'll stop this anti-engineer bashing of mine before my engineer Dad, sis and friends come and wipe me off the face of Earth!

After looking at those figures, I was actually wondering why I am not an engineer. The most optimistic step that I had taken in my life was to buy engineering college forms and shell out 500 bucks per form, even when I knew that with my math and physics, I'd need at least 64 sems to become an engineer. I wonder how I passed class 12 Math and Physics... I did....like all other Bio students did....by rote! My sis till date shudders when I ask her to explain the Theory of Relativity to me..... she tried doing so a year back when she was preparing for JEE.... she spent 2 hours trying to drill in things in my brain... and the next day, she went crying to Mom that by trying to explain Physics to me..... she forgot hers!!! Ok... hyperboles apart... I'm not that bad in Physics, that I'd shake someone's basics...but I did manage to ruffle a few feathers!! So I can't utter the P word anywhere near my sis now!! And my sis won't utter the B- word... Biology of course!! After all, you can't beat the college topper in Biology in talking about Bio!!!

How much ever I may rant about engineers... I like them... they're are better than commerce grads at least! They have an iota of brain more than them.... and like you know... there's no bigger turn on than intelligence(and chocolates!!)!!! My guy has to be a tall, handsome, rich, engineer, Gujju guy.... Ok... now I know why I've been single since I landed on Earth... TALL, HANDSOME GUJJU all in one guy..... haha!!! Jokkkkesss!!!! LOL!!!

CAT, Imran, Irfan.... as usual!!!

I logged onto blogspot.com 5 times since morning to post something, but went without posting. You can call it ennui. Boredom, for people who aren't learning new Vocab words. Quants, DI, AIMCAT solutions, DNA typing, Quants(A lot of thing in this in this time table is fabricated.. This was just an archetypal timetable I wish I could follow!!). That's my schedule for a day(Amen!). God, please get me through CAT this time itself.... I can't study Quants for another year!!!

So as to prevent myself from falling to sleep while solving QA at night, I've started listening to those night radio shows.... not those "Loveguru" types!!! It's fun actually, though to listen to them for a maximum of 22 secs.... just amazing to know that almost the entire city faces problems you faced!! And don't worry, I'm not one of those Devdas types to listen to these shows everyday.... I listen to Nightrogen on Radio Mirchi.... it's not a Loveguru show.... it's kind of a thing for the college crowd! The only hitch in this show is that the RJ plays Himmesh a lot!! Tandoori Nights...... EWWWWW!!! More on Himmesh bashing later.

Biotech, I thought would suck bigtime, as I had lost whatever interest was left in me last year for the subject, but surprisingly, this year Biotech is really simple...it ain't the Greek and Latin professors spoke while teaching us. So hopefully, I'll scrape through TY! First I'll have to save face for my 6th Oct exams!! A few terrorists who've been caught by the police, were found to be IT engineers. Finally I got a witty repartee to my sis, a to-be-engineer, whenever she says teasingly that we BIOTECHNICIANS (as in those mechanic types.....and yeah, my degree holds no value to her!!) aren't gonna do anything further in life due to various factors (No, she doesn't know about my Bandra trips with my friends!!), I can say that at least people from my fraternity don't go around planting bombs!! I know, it was a very insensitive and callous comment, but at least for time being I don't have to called out a BIOTECHNICIAN!! Another friend of mine, too got help dealing with her siblings by the same line!! The best part of all this is that it hasn't struck my sis that Biological bombs is far more lethal!!!!! I seriously wonder how my gang and me have survived 3 years of playing holi with lethal bacterial cultures in the lab!!

I really can't resist Himmesh bashing, so without wasting time, I'll get down to it. In one of the songs he's wearing this deep V necked black Tshirt, showing off his Veeted chest. What point does he want to prove?? That he's hot and sexy....!!! I guess, he thinks that after being tormented to Aag, the recent Yashraj flicks and the likes, our taste has really degraded..... Dude... it has not!! So please cover up! Veet is better off with Katrina for product endorsements. The dame who's the actress in this movie... I don't know her name, although Ankit did tell me, and I forgot, and now to expect that I'd Google out that chick's name... would be well.... too optimistic!! Yeah, while we are at this dame... she looks mentally challenged to me. No offences, but seriously...she doesn't look normal! And going by the decisions she's taken in life (agreeing to do Karzzzzz .... still unsure of the number of z's!!!), I'm not totally wrong in my assumptions!

How can I not talk about Imran Khan?? Just saw the new Kidnap video.... where he's in this sexy see through white shirt, with a deep V neck under a waterfall....... a song to die for!!! There were 5 pages of Imran Khan in today's What's Hot paper.... Total treat for me! Early birthday gift, I presume! And he was totally breathtaking!! There were two things in there which I totally agree : 1) The fact that you can't have him, makes you want him more!! 2) The tattoo gives him the "edge" girls like in boys!!! On the sixth page, there was Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika s**t Padukone. The bit of news on them was totally putting off, especially when one had just read 5 pages on IK! And the fact that they resembled Siamese twins conjoined at the hips and palms(the credit for inventing this phrase goes to my sis, who describes the couples in her college with the phrase! Couples in engineering colleges...??? Since when??), did not assuage my feelings!Aanch, you can have Ranbir.... Am not interested... not until he changes his taste in women!

I have company!! Irfan can't dance saala!! Yay!! I dunno why I'm happy for the fact that he can't dance in a dancing show, and might get eliminated because of it!?! But the fact that I'm not the only one who can't dance gives a moral support kinda thing! Sreesanth, I thought was a fab dancer, but he didn't dance in the show the way he danced in the Pepsi ad. And Wasim Akram looks soooooo HOT! Even at.... whatever his age is!!! Irfan can't dance.... but he can sing.... he's gonna sing Chaudvin Ka Chand in tomorrow's episode....for whom?? I dunno?? If you're listening/reading (too optimistic, I know!!) Irfan, I really really really love guys who can sing and that's how, I'd like to be wooed!!!!! Yay! I love Colors!!

Chalo, I'll go back to Radio Mirchi and Quants!!

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It's 10... and there's no chance I'm gonna get the remote, so it's better to come here, plant myself before my laptop, check if anyone's alive on Orkut or MSN and then detour here on blogspot.com, to do what makes me happy.... blog!!! Yes.... I've become a compulsive blogger.... at least that's what I think! Blogging is addictive! From being a compulsive talker to a compulsive blogger!! Damn!! It didn't have to happen now! Not when I have a zillion exams lined up! I kinda calculated and I've realised that since April, I've been giving an exam every Sunday(and go deeper down in shit every time I look at the results!) and will continue to do so until May! Gosh!!

I'm finally going for for Rock On!! tomorrow... Finally! That's come at a price though.... my mom made me sign a paper saying that this is the last movie I'll see!! See, this is how 20 year olds are treated even today!! One thing that is common amongst all parents, I think is the line, "Jab hum tumhare umar ke the tab.... " Yeah I saw it on DKD and have been musing over it since then! But my kids will be lucky... coz I'm 20, and I've done NOTHING in life as yet (if watching TV, talking on the phone, blogging/MSNing/Orkuting, solving people's issues in life and getting messed up in it aren't counted)..... so they won't be subjected to this age old melodrama from me!

Tum Ho Toh is my latest crush. I've watched Mit Jaaye sooo many times on TV that I've already gotten bored by the song that I change it when it plays on my iPod (My sister has been frustrated to the limit watching this song with me that she can actually now rather request Imran to ask me out than watch/hear it again!) . I know, you can't believe your eyes, but it's true... I'm bored of it. But I still love Imran! I've just realised that in life, I've had these 5 year periods during which I've been mad about people. From 5th to 10th, it was SRK, from 10th to 15th it was Irfan Pathan. And now from 15th to..... it's Imran!! Yeah, you read it right again, I don't love Irfan anymore. Only one at a time! And besides, so goes a popular saying which I've incorporated in my life and have been happy since then, it goes like Out of sight.... Out of Love....!!

Coming back to Tum Ho Toh, I just love it! So now my guy (whenever he sheds his laziness, gets off his royal ass and realises someone's been waiting!!) has to sing this song on a guitar to me. Truly, Madly, Deeply and Tum Se Hi have been chucked out! He can sing these on our various anniversaries!!! My friends, they say, if I keep on adding songs to my "Want these to be sung for me" list, my guy would gift me another iPod and leave! Any which ways, one of my pals says that looking at the amount of qualities I'm looking in for a guy, I need to give an ad in shaadi.com today to get a guy after 6 years!!

Whoever invented the scientific calci is a fool. Certified fool. I mean you write off on top of one button but you need to press another button along with this button which is very gauchely titled OFF to switch the damned thing off! For exactly 1.2344 minutes I was trying to figure out how to switch my sis' calci off, but due to the lack of patience in me, I had to call her up and ask. I could hear all her engineering friends laugh at me through the phone. One of the friends even commented that I could recover my laptop all by myself even when everyone else failed including the comp guy and my comp engineer sis, but I couldn't switch off a calci!! But hey, listen, it's not my fault. Name things properly man!

One thing I simply can't resist talking on my blogs is movies and TV... so here's a small snippet.... here's the reason for the recurrent earthquakes in China .... Salman had been shooting for "Bang Bang" song for the film Hello. Watch it. Sunny Deol finally has competition. God bless earth and it's buildings.

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Looking at the number of Untitled posts, I think I can actually write an entire 'Untitled' book!! And guess what would the name of the book be?? 'Untitled' of course!!! Ok... Now that I've come back to cracking stupid jokes, I know I'm in the mood to write and my writer's block is finally over!! Blogging feels so nice. Writing always feels nice. It's kinda therapeutic. The other day someone asked me "How do you blog so regularly, I can't" and I said... "To me it's kinda addictive".... It really is!! And now my friends introduce me to other people as "She's Nupur..... she blogs...!!!" *I'm smiling*


Somedays back, a friend of mine asked me a question while we were talking in the private lab of ours (It's not private... but we hang out over there while our practicals are going on in the adjoining lab...so now it's my gang's lab!)"when I mentioned that I love one of the titles of my blogs 'Violions, Saxophones and Tears'.... she asked me "What is love... what exactly does one feel when in lovel" . She's never been in love. It's been 3 weeks since she asked me the question and 3 years of me being hopelessly in love and yet today I'm without an answer. Seriously wondering what love exactly is? Keeping or giving.... what is it? Giving, I say. For me, it is.... giving.


I know CAT is just near my doorstep but I continue watching TV and then advicing people what to watch and what not to watch. Please check out MTV Tickr... it's really funny. Especially because RGV and Himmesh are its all time bakras! Today's Tickr read: Himmesh doesn't wear his cap these days and leaves his hair open to cover his face. His friends are relieved becuase it would be ok for them to not recognise him now!! And BTW, please check out the HARI UUUMMMMM video...... it's funny!! There's also a song called TANDOORI NIGHTS!!!!! Wow!!! I'll be tandoori Nupur if I see this crap! IF!


Coming to music videos, I never realised that the 'mit jaaye' video from Kidnap was shot with Imran Khan in a bathtub!! I was too looking at Imran to notice anything else!! One of my friends is getting free premiere passes for Kidnap. If you read a 'Dost dost na raha' post some days later, kindly assume that this friend of mine didn't give me the pass and went alone. I mean come on yaar.... You fell in love with Imran because of my constant I'm-in-love-with-Imran-Khan talks re!! Please take me with you!!


I'm sure all of you've seen Vijender.... the CUTE boxer who won an Olympic Bronze..... I just mentioned him because I find him cute!


I'm thinking of changing my career once again and doing Computer Engineering. I recovered my laptop which crashed due to some stupid virus from the throes of a hard disk crashing! Even the guy who came to repair it said the hard disk's gone.... but I got my lappy back... put in 3 days of non stop effort and finally did it... yay!! I have one more profession to fall back on.

Before ending the post, people please think about the other habitants of this planet and do your bit for them. There's this group who's working for the closing down of slaughter houses and showing some bit of humanity to animals. It's not our planet for us to kill other weaker sections of the planet only because the are not useful to us anymore. We're not God. Time we realise it. Please sign up the petition at www.jivdaya.net Every signature would make a difference. Please sign up. Won't take more than 2 min. Please do it.