*Reposting an old post.... I don't think many people have read this....*
- You're not subjected to a free full body scan the minute you step out of the house.
- You can wear/not wear anything you want without thinking about what log kahenge
- People look into your EYES while talking to you
- The world's your toilet!!
- You are allowed to drive on the highway...(You're allowed to drive in the first place!)
- You can abuse in Hindi!
- Your punches do hurt other people
- You can watch sports without being asked "Who's the guy who sparked this sudden interest in football??!"
- Beer, football and friends together are UTOPIA!
- You understand football and the difference between off-spin and leg-spin in cricket
- You'd go nuts if a Ferrari was parked near your building because you realize the importance of it!
- You have at least the benefit of doubt of being able to pass engineering!(With my Maths and Physics I know why I didn't even have the benefit of doubt!)
- You have relaxed and flexible curfew timings
- You can afford getting drunk because you don't have to care about who'll drop you home
- Pleasure is never a pain for you.... not even the first time!!!
- You are not scared of bikes or rather being spotted on a bike with a person of the opposite sex
- You probably haven't heard of or do not care about PMS
- You don't have to undergo labour or the frightful stretch marks after it!
- You don't have to undergo the terrible pain of depilation every 4 weeks...you can roam around like a hairy orang-utan all your life
- Boys night out is not at all about gossiping and bitching....
- You don't have to think twice before the second helping of the Blueberry Cheese Cake
- You an wear white in the rain.
- Butter zyaada Pav Bhaji can be relished without appraising the calories
- Your name is yours forever
- And the most important of them all......... YOU DO NOT HAVE OESTROGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
