Aiweyein Bakwaas Hain....

As the title suggests..... I really don't have anything to talk about right now... the Gossip World is also in deep slumber due to lack of secret affairs, break offs , who's sleeping-with-whom and all that... so I'll have to move on to other pastures... for talking...!

It was Katrina Kaif's birthday.... 24th.... Methinks she looks too old to be 24.... OK... Nupur... Not everyone suffers from Nupur-Syndrome (read: looking like an underfed, size minus one, 14 year old when one is 19 1/2!). Salman and Shahrukh had a spat and Aamir (Khan ... not Rajiv Khandelwal!). Methinks they would've fought over Aishwariya Rai... Old romances die hard na, Sallu...?? Hyper imaginative people (read: overenthusiastic news channels) have already come out with polls predicting and showing through cheap and amateurish animation who's the real king of Bollywood... or should I say the "Indian Film Industry" , Mr. Bachchan?? Gosh! I think egos apart... these stars are too busy in their lives and dancing at weddings to fight among themselves...(I mean the Ash fight.... in the verbal tirade... SRK would've won hands down and the physical fight would have crowned Sallu the king!)

Lets now talk about something that can have REAL consequences to all of us.... the Trust Vote... that is gonna happen tomorrow... for all you ignoramus souls.... use Google for the right purpose, for a change. But this MP exchange seems so business like to me... I mean it is.... but somehow its just seeming creepy...!! But what makes matters worse is the possibility of Mayawati being the PM... I mean WHAT ?!#$#%#$^%^^&& Trust me the day this Apocalypse happens, I'll beg my mom and dad to get me married to some Patel in US.... after all, I can't have my kids TRY to join a school which has 99.99999999 % reservation for everybody but the general class??Hah! Future seems bleak.... Seems like the Mumbai shown in Love Story 2050 won't be possible even in 20050..... if this happens!!!

After trying (and still at it) to figure out how a guy's brain functions, I'm trying to find out how MOM's brain functions (was trying to figure out what went into students' mind when they took up Bio tech....but eventually gave up at looking at the futility of the event).... I mean its okay if one skips a lunch here and a dinner there.... I mean its okay to have Hershey's for brunch sometimes... but no.... they won't understand.... they also don't understand that you are not on the phone 24x7... you happen to be on the phone every time they enter the room can also be a mere fortuitous event ..... give us a benefit of doubt momma!! And yeah... this is a universal phenomenon prevalent in all homes where teenagers reside!! And yeah not every guy we talk to is a potential damaad!!! So please cut the melodrama of "Mere sar ki kasam kha ke bata if you have a boyfriend" shit!!!! Gosh its so '90s ish!!! I was so relieved when all my friends empathised with me.... So good to know I'm not the only one in the boat!!

I can go on and on talking shit until Compaq comes and sues me for overuse of their product ....so I'm signing off now.... yeah and by the way I noticed a really cool thing(they feminists would agree and the chauvinists would disagree) that Women are much calmer in crisis than Men!! I'm sure Mom, Dad, Rao and I'll agree!!! Stop smiling ,Niyati!!! Adios..!!!