The Big Screen

So, I spoke about the Small Screen in my last post.... so in this post I'll talk about what's hot and what's not on the Big Screen! Firstly, Love Story 2050 is a dud(I know, you would've expected me to begin with Jaane Tu... so much for my self control!!). And Harman can't act, he can dance... so what... every guy coming up in Bollywood dances... He really need to learn how to say I LOVE YOU without crying.... what is he... a girl?? Gosh! How did Priyanka ever say YES to HIM!! Coming to Priyanka... what's with the new accent? Inspired by whom... the pati patni aur woh trio.... the Abhishek, Ash and Sallu trio, sillies!! I don't know why do we Indians love to lose our Indianness? You're a former Miss World and you got that by being an Indian.

Moving on from Love Story 2050 to another love story.... this, for goodness' sake set in 2008! Bachna Ae Hasseno...... and my Ranboo returns!! What an exceptional teaser! What an extraodinary guy! My heart actually skipped a beat when he was wearing white capris on the beach in a genuflect.... AHHHHH!!!!!! Wow!! Treat for the eyes, surely!! The three women in the movie are definitely gonna be sidelined by this charmer! Minisha Lamba looks cute and her hair looks wonderful. Bipisha, to me, still looks very manly! How do people find her sexy? Maybe the silicon! Deepika continues to look the s**t she has started to look of late. The show stealer is gonna be Ranboo...

Another nice thing is Kismet Connection.... Shahid... Ah! Thw break up with Kareena has gone something good to him as well, for, he's never looked sooooooo hot before( Jab We Met excluded!!) Bakhuda tumhi ho...... zameen se falak ke darmiyan tumhi ho!! So now, after talking and talking and talking about Jaane Tu, I'll be talking about Kismet Connection until Bachna Ae Haseeno releases!!!

And yeah I really really do hope that Mission Istanbul isn't shown anywhere near my house.... I'll go and tear the poster... or worse, maybe even stone the theatre.... Gosh! Have you seen those beefy guys getting cosy with those bhade ki goris one second and shrieking 'Mission Mission Mission Istanbul' the next..... Calm down folks... you have just one voice box... and it has to last your entire life! And yeah where's the Vivek of yore..... Saathiya seemed to have come in the Iron Age.... time you get the Adi back...!

Besides this Filmland seems to be doing good with Jaane Tu.... being a hit(yipee!! hurray!! yay!!).