September 8, 2009

Chivalry's Dead.... Oh Wait..it just got CPR!

Just when I'm praising people to the skies, people have to act like an ass!! After getting completely pissed off with 2 guys from my team at college, I was singing praises of Ajay, Ankit , Abhishek and Rao, because they are really one-of-a-kind type of guys! And, then, Ajay has to act like an ass!! After promising a free movie treat, I was made to pay for the movie myself, and that too, a movie I've previously seen and spent 160 bucks for!! So, I've made the producers of Kaminey richer by 200 bucks now. Ok, now, I'll give it to the guy.... he paid for all the rickshaw and food....and then went broke paying for the movie! But, Ajay, dude, your treat is still pending. Bloody, you toh have a job also now!
 
Yeah, like I was saying, now it's confirmed that the guys I mentioned earlier are really the last specimens of a speices! They never abused in Hindi in front of girls, did all the work we gave them, they let us expolit them, manhandle them yet never complained, they would've rather come under the train than make a girl stand and sit themselves! But the guys I'm meeting off late (just 2 out of the entire college, though!) are all these weren't! I was totally exhausted after standing continously from 8 am to 7 pm on the day of our project presentation, and finally got a chair to sit, and no sooner did I sit, than there was this jerk, who asked me to get up so that he could sit! I got up... but in shock!!! I mean ...chivalry is DEAD! And today when I was with Ajay in the bus....not only did he make sure that I sit first....but made sure that all the females get a place to sit in the bus before he does! (OK, he was trying to impress one of females he offered a seat because she was a lil hot!). Even Ankit... give him any work to do...and all he'll say is, 'Yes, Dear!' Rao readily pays for three people...me, my friend and himself! Only because my friend insits that I come in a package deal with her! And Abhishek.....well... he's the man you should contact when you want to cross the road! He'll hold your hand and make sure no one comes in your way when you cross the road! Where art guys like thee?? And the most important thing....they DON'T SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They say, there's no place like home. And they aren't wrong! I, now realise how much I miss Mithibai....and why I'd prefer to eat in the Mithibai canteen rather than McD or anyother better looking restaurant, only because Mithibai feels like home. And, yes, I never thought I'd ever be saying this in my life....but I'm missing the Mithibai Gujjus.... bigtime!! Eating in the canteen today, I couldn't just laugh at all the free meals we've had from canteen in the name of our department fest...and how we made Mr. Yes Dear, Ankit sanction all those food bills! Like I said, I've exploited the guys in my life! Now, it all comes back. There was only Ajay, Mansi and me in the canteen.... Ankit, Aanchal,Ankita, Lucky, Manshi, Hetu, Fatty, Neha....all absent....and without them, we didn't even feel like attacking the food and finishing it off in 6.78 secs! People are right when they say the one matures after graduating. I miss the stupid, kiddish fun! I miss eating. People, I've gone back to my I-don't-eat-this-and-that days!!! Just the other day, I was coming home from college (which is at Carter Rd, a place where all of us used to hang out after bunking tests and pracs) and was pointing out all the places where I used to eat out and all the speciality restaurants to this other friend in the rick with me, and I couldn't help but smile....I was this person who had a more items in the not-to-eat foods than in the to-eat-list, and here I was, suggesting the best places to eat to someone!

And yeah, I noticed one more thing.... you can't beat a Gujju, when he comes to spending money!!!!! I've learnt this from SVKM (it's the trust that runs Mithibai). I'm not saying that my MBA college is in a dilapidated state, it's great....fatang actually....but when you've seen Mithibai 3rd floor onwards, nothing else will do!

P.S: Ajay...... dude, your black convertible BMW as a gift for my wedding is still on....! And because you've made me spend money on Kaminey today, you'll have to give me a Toyota Camry also alongwith the BMW....so start working hard and earn money!!! And, Abhishek..... praan jaye par vachan na jaye....right, so in the same Rajput promise spirit....book my silver Audi !! Any more contributions from my readers, fans, stalkers, lovers (urggh! none in the last group!), you send send me sedans too ....I don't have anyone giving me Porche, Bentley, Lambhorghini and Ferrari....but keep in mind that I prefer only black and silver colors!




P.S 2 :If these four are the last guys of a kind on Earth and I meet no one like them, I'm gonna keep the brotherly feelings I have for them aside and marry one of them!



P.S 3: Right after that jerk made me get up from my chair, there was another guy who offered to look for another chair for me...despite having stood for the same number of hours....so chivalry just got a CPR!




P.S 4 :It's now confirmed that my iPod has an emo sensor on it.... it's playing I miss my college days right now!!!! Darn!!

20 comments:

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Nupur said...


@ Manalee: It's stuff that would make for an IM conversation than a blog convo!!!!

blunt edges said...

hope ur frenz read this...got a dedication-wala touch 2 it! :D

Nupur said...


BE: They don't have an option! They're always at gun-point to read my blog!

Aanchal said...

IM NOT THE STAR!!!DAMN U AJAY>>>U GOBBLE MY TREAT AND MY BLOGSPACE AS WELL!

Nupur said...


@ Aanch: Dudette, he didn't treat us too!!! Bloody loser.!!

abhishek-APS said...

hahahaaaaaaaa.......it was reallly gr8 to read ur blog like ur all other blog........i thnk u sud open a showroom soooon to a accommodate ur BMW convertible and not to forget ur AUDI,plus some porsche,ferrari,.etc.....

Nupur said...


@ Abhishek: OMG Abhishek! I don't believe this!! You're actually commenting on my blog! Wow!!! Yeah, you get me my Audi...my to-be-husband will get me a showroom!!

buckingfastard said...

:O...wat r u waitin fr...those 4 are definitely da last guys on earth of da kind u described...hurry!!

btw...chivalry ran away scared of feminism

Harini said...

Hehhe... few of my friends are chivalrous too... so its nt dead completely yet :P.

Nupur said...


@ BF: chivalry ran away scared of feminism.... that's what the chauvinists have come with now!!!

@ Harini: Agree with you!!!

ankit said...

OOHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOODDDD!!!!!....

i seriously didnt xpect so much mentionin of myself in "THE" blog.......

with all humility i thank u from da bottom of my herat for such wonderful praises....whn i come to mumbai ur gettin a diwali bonus to da choc u wer gona get.......

Nupur said...


@ Ankit: Yes dear!!! You know na, I never say NO to your gifts!!!

Anonymous said...

omfg! arnt u a righteous spoild brat!!!!!!!

Nupur said...


@ Anon: Totally....and proud to be one!

ani_aset said...

i hope your friends read this one..sheesh :)

Nupur said...


@ Ani: Yeah, they did!

workhard said...

That was good write up..

But seriously.. u should ask for an audi...


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Samudra said...

"P.S 2 :If these four are the last guys of a kind on Earth and I meet no one like them, I'm gonna keep the brotherly feelings I have for them aside and marry one of them!"

Translation : I would only marry one of these guys IF AND ONLY IF they were the VERY LAST 4 guys on this planet!

To the guys: if you are reading this, and if that was your original goal, then kudos.

If not then read on below.

Guys like you spoil it for the rest of us.

Guys! Grow up and get a spine!
Girls! stop exploiting these kids!

I am all for chivalry... that chair stealing guy was a jerk. But trying to impress a girl by giving her a seat is just lame! If not worse!

Nupur said...

@ Work hard: Yeah, I know, I should ask for an Audi.... planning on gifting it to me??? *sheepish grin*