Why a guy would want to be a girl

*Reposting an old post*

Read Why a girl would want to be a guy here

• You're the most protected and sheltered one in your family
• You can wear pink....
• You can carry off floral print without looking like a Hawaii return or a Gujju!
• Nobody accuses you of cross dressing if you happen to wear your guy's shirt
• You do not have to pay anywhere!
• You get rickshaws/taxis comparatively easily.(Your one "rickshaw" call launches a thousand rickshaws!)
• You never have to take the pain of driving...you just have to grace the front seat.
• Your primary business in the car is changing the CDs(Giving directions is futile...they're never acted upon,even when you're DEAD SURE about it!)
• You never have to do anything... most of the times things are taken care of!
• If they are not, then all you need to do is flutter your eye lids at great speed and say PLEASE in a very soft and bechari voice!
• You're Daddy's favourite... hence you've never heard the word NO!
• You can GOSSIP and BITCH...that's the centre of the universe for you
• Cat fights have made you a stronger person, physically!
• Your punches may not hurt.....but your nails definitely do!!
• You have reservations everywhere! eg: buses and trains!
• You do not have to pay fees in junior college and school
• You abuse in English... and sound classy
• "P" words from you scare the most toughest of guys! (Pregnancy, periods, PMS etc)
• Sports means flying-in-the-air hair,cute faces, bulging biceps, strong hamstrings....in short Greek God replicas in the form of sportspersons!
• You get to put wear make up and look like a Homo Sapien
• You are pampered and loved the most when pregnant.
• You can give birth.... something that's so selfless.
• You are mentally very very very strong.
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....

 And the most important of them all.....

• YOU CAN CRY!!!