July 12, 2011

Pritam Ka Swayamwar - Season I




* This is not for me!!!!!*


Dear Friends,
My beloved friend Pritam needs a new girl-friend since times immemorial.
Hence my other friend, Aafreen has written this offer letter to help him in this endeavor. So, please pass this to all the females you know! 

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below: 

Designation: Junior girl friend (On-the-job practical exposure would be given. On probation for 6 months, confirmation to be decided basis performance)
Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be given more preference)
Other requirements: 
·        Should know French {not the language ;-)}
·        Height, weight, complexion no bar, but is subjective. 
Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will be undertaken for them)

Perks and incentives: 

Total gross (Monthly) : 
·        2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000 /-(any precious metals, stones) 
·        Bike rides each duration 1 hour 
·        Trips to National Highways in a bus
·     Roaming bills for calls to Koparkhaine (a gaav in Navi Mumbai) will be borne by the ad-giver
·        5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Siddhivinayak Temple in a month
·        Kulfis / Choc√≥ bars at a regular gap of 3 days
·      Daily Provision of Samosa / Bread Pakoda / Bhel / Maggi worth Rs. 10 /- 
·        2 movies per month (Only on weekdays, that too morning shows) 
·  Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (At your own expenses)
·       A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. 

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. 



Please NOTE:
1. Only females may apply 
2. Girls who left him in the last 2 months/ ex-girlfriends need not apply

            

There is more: 
·        For girls who are not eligible, or else you can take advantage of the referral program by referring your friends, colleagues etc. 
·        Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected. 

Search never ends!! 

·        Interested candidates can send their resume on my Comments Section.
·        Profile Pic is a must.



5 comments:

Aamir H. A. said...

I should have advertised like this during the period when I was single for around 8 years! SHIT!!! :P

This is too funny ;)

aafs88 said...

Pritam, you were my inspiration...! Thanks to your plight and pleas you unravelled the dormant writer in me! :P

Abhishek Ghosh said...

haha

Prerna Bisht said...

Never thot of advertising this way, nice ya... so pritam all the best

Pritam said...

Thanks Prerna