May 1, 2009

IPL 2

I'm bored... and IPL is worsening it . I dunno what's with this year's IPL... but it's just not happening! There's no adrenaline in the matches... no last ball finishes... no one fights about their teams... no controversies..nothing.. only interesting thing about the IPL is the Fake IPL player blog... it's really interesting... fake or whatever..!! I know it seems unreal....but I've stopped watching Mohali's matches too... yeah I don't watch the match except for a few minutes of Irfan!! BTW, Lucky, Mohali, whom you laughed at on IPL Day 1, is number 3 on the rankings table... ahead of your Mumbai Indians..!! Hehaw..hehaw!!! (Please take off those Call MI player ads... Sachin irritates!!) There's no Cricxchange on Orkut too this year... last year I made a lotta money in it..would've hleped me beat this recession...but alas!!
 
Money reminds me that I finally will earn money to buy those new white pumps I've lost my heart to for the last few days...!! I'm working as a art,craft and dance assistant teacher at a playgroup for 3 year olds!!! Trust me, there's a dual irony in this.. first one being that I'm teaching art, craft and dance.... the least creative and most maladroit of all people,  teaching all this is a JOKE...!! And secondly... I'm teaching kids.... OK... the only non-girly trait left in me is that I hate kids...!! OK.. I used to... now the dislike has reduced... they're cute... and most importantly they listen to you and they OBEY..! You ask them to stop crying and keep quiet , they actually do that without complaining, without questioning, without answering back (they hardly talk, you know!). But the most important thing that I've learnt from these kids is that they're far more mature than we can ever be.... they have no ego...they may fight amongst themselves one minute and the next, they'll be playing together... no need to say sorry... no buttering others' egos...just nothing... wish we, so called "adults" could behave with even half the maturity they show..! Anyways, all the baby-sitting deals I struck with Mom, my sis, Rads and Aanch will be cancelled... guess, now I can take care of my kids!

BTW, did you vote?? I didn't .... and I'm feeling very horrible about it... I mean I know whatever I'll say would be a lame excuse but... I seriously didn't have the time for the registeration... and the Govt.office work due to my already screwed TY..! Lame excuse, I told you... but next election, I'll definitely register myself..! But why on Earth was the marking on the middle finger?!?!? An irony to show how much you care for your city/country, I presume!

The most optimistic thing that I must've done in the past year and half is that in only 15 days after my TY exams got over, I gave away all my notes...!!! Without even waiting for the results to confirm if I'd be reappearing in October or no... ! And my
duur ka cousin whom I handed my notes too was scared if he'd be able to finish off all the notes starting studying from now.... and my response was given in a better way by Mom... who started laughing and said, "She did it in one month... trust me.... you'll top, if she as much as passes!" Huh... this confidence booster made me rethink my decision of giving away my notes before the results.. I might need it!
Actually, I was writing another post, but then I chucked it and wrote this... I mean, I didn't wanna bore you again with a post on Gujju weddings... I had attended..err was forced to attend one last week...and was made to anwer questions like "So what're you gonna do now...", "What job do you wanna do...", "Why're you leaving Biotech.... it's good (this coming from people who don't even know what Biolosy is..leave alone Biotech....!)" and the most lethal of all.... "So, are you gonna get someone... or Bhai/Bhabhi have to find someone for you??" I mean, wouldn't that be best left between my parents and me to decide... in all probabilities, they'll have to find me someone... I've gone past my college days to get someone!! And in any case guys today.... they suck... bigtime...atleast the ones I fall for!! (Ankit, Ajay... don't bother with the grammatical and vocabulary errors of the sentence, please!)

I'm bored... yawn... yawn... OK..  I'll go watch Mohali's match... 
Until next time.. keep reading my blog and commenting (if you've done your bit in this... there are 100 odd posts more waiting in line to be commented...) So tchaoooooooo!!

PS: The title is misleading...hehaw!

11 comments:

Arslan said...

I laughed.. hehaw.. hehaw.. ! OK.. (rofl)

comfortably numb said...

well...Punjab lost yesterday:D

ankit said...

nice1........

i really likd ur observatn bout da kids....
i think it is 4 dis reasn dey r addressd as "incarnations of HIM"....

Nupur said...

@ Numb: Haar kar jeetnewale ko hi baazigar kehte hain...!! Guess thats what even SRK must be telling KKR!

Nupur said...

@ Ankit: Maybe....!!

arshat.chaudhary said...

I agree, IPL 2 sucks. The only match I have managed to watch in full was the Royals vs KKR, it went beyond the last ball,they had to play the super over to decide the winner, by far the best match in both IPLs. But over all its yawwwn...
Teaching 3 yr olds is really cute, lucky 3 yr olds those, we always got teachers who were ard 50 yrs of age.. :P
"And in any case guys today.... they suck..." I dont know why all the girls seem to say that, now they all shud meet ME! hahaha.. kya self obsessed hoon main!
Nice post. You getting better with every post :)

Nupur said...

@ Arshat: IPL, seriously is Y.A.W.N!!

Well, about today's guys... I guess, gone are the days when guys used to be GUYS... Its kinda complicated to get... but sadly, its true!

Sharad Sharma said...

ah IPL was boring indeed when you wrote this article but now things are getting interesting even though Sreesanth has been civilized and there have been no slaps..Zinta's hugs are back anyway.
And the marking is not on the middle finger as far as I know.Mine's on the index.Do vote even if Irfan is not up for PMship. :P

hehaw is nice btw :)

Cheers,
Sharad
Medley

Nupur said...

@ Sharad: The marking was def on the middle finger... i have seen it..! btw, it was all over the papers too... celebs showing off their 'votes'.... !!

Well, if Irfan were to stand for PM, this blog would have made sure, he became one!!

Sharad Sharma said...

damn.. that IS surprising! in which part of the world do I live to have missed out on that :O
..and a bit of my research told me that some states indeed prefer middle over index when it comes to the election mark.. never knew!

ah yeah.. he might.. 20 something years down the line.. wonder if he'll have the girl support then

Nupur said...

@ Sharad: Irfan.... once hot, always hot!!! But then 20 years down the line, I'd rather have Sachin Pilot as the PM...! He's another hottie, actually the only one politics!