June 16, 2009

Nails!!!


It's one of those unusual times when my sister is wondering if she's dreaming.... because I have a nail cutter in my hand.... to cut my own nails, that too voluntarily, without any 24 hours ultimatums from Mom to cut my nails, lest they be cut by her when I'm sleeping!! I hate this! I hate my life! Why do your nails grow so beautifully till one day, and the very next day after someone's appreciated them, do they have to chip.... right where your skin's attached to it...making you go through excruciating pain while cutting it.... both physical and emotional?!? Just like the emotional trauma I feel now, when I can't absolutely say that I love Irfan Pathan.... only because Edward Cullen flashes in front of my eyes. Why God, why? Why me?? Below is a picture of my nails....before I cut them! I'm sorry if it scares the faint hearted.... it always scares my sis!!

 


I don't get why my family hates my nails? I've even stopped scratching my sister (after of course she bled a lot many times!!) but then nails are my only defense mechanism , given that my punches/slaps/kicks don't hurt people. They don't even hurt mosquitoes, if I were to hurt them...!! So, now till 2 months, irritate me as much as you want.. I'm defenseless!! There are a lot many disadvantages of having nails though....like not being able to open jars, drawers etc... but, you've always had the physical strength of a 2 day old, so no one expected you to be able to open these any ways! The other disadvantage that has people concluding that you're in a relationship and you've gone all the way only because you're covered in bruises and scratches every morning! They don't even have the patience to have a look at your nails....!! I always get suspicious glances from my Mom....!! She seriously needs to look at other kids to know what a Tulsi I am!!
I've also stopped doing something that's again gonna shock my family beyond imagination.... I've decided to finally stop advicing people and playing Cupid.... I have to admit that I've lost my touch.... my advices don't work anymore! I guess the human race has evolved a lot after I did my psychoanalysis on it to have a better knowledge of both the sexes!! Jokes apart, I really don't understand why do the love stories I REALLY want to work out don't.... and the ones I'm... well... not so desperate about them working out.... work...and they work like hell!!! They don't even deserve it!! So, now after seeing the heartbreak of someone whom I didn't want to see in that way ever, I've finally taken the call on not playing Cupid ever!!! My friends will have to find a new Hitch for themselves! So, now, I'll have to be happy by having only one love story to boast about. The only love story that worked because of me and leave alone being grateful, people don't even remember things, otherwise they could've given 10 minutes of listening for the 3 years of their relationship that's working!! Anyways, I was wondering if I could put this on my resume....Playing Cupid.... may work, what do you think?
 
I think I'm on my way of getting over Edward Cullen! Finally!! But, I still remember how my face lift up when a friend asked me who's Edward Cullen!! Seriously, this guy, Edward is something! I just can't get over him!! And he even makes appearances in my dreams and give a lot of laughing matter for my friends! I was so depressed last week, when the W key got off from my keyboard.... and I couldn't write EdWard without a W! My keyboard reminds me that I underestimate myself a lot... I'm not technologically dyslexic that I thought I was.... for I can get my printer software working even when the computer walla failed....!! I seriously can teach these computer engineers a thing or two! So now, I've got one more thing to brag about!
 
P.S 1: I hate Dhoni.
 
P.S 2: Please listen to the song Lion by Rebecca St-James. It is from Chronicles of Narnia. Although it's from this movie, it really suits the Twilight thing... Especially Edward..... he's THE LION any lamb wouldn't mind falling in love with!! Feels like I'm living in a lion's mouth, but the lion is an angel.

16 comments:

Saumya said...

ohhkkk.. now d printer s/w is not wat they teach us exactly in comp engg.. :)
glad u did that by urself .. coz i m never able to troubleshoot anything being a comp engg(almost).

aanchal said...

i was waiting fr someone to comment cz i didnt wana be the first one..CZ IM NT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!

Pavitra said...

Lol....I hate to be told to cut my nails.....
But I have hardly used them as self defense against my bros....
And....I tried to play cupid once and I failed miserably...!

Kushal said...

So you think you can teach us Compuer Engineers a thing or two huh! hahaha..

nice blog..who's Edward Cullen again? :P

Nupur said...

@ Saumya: See, that's the problem... even my FE comps engg sis can't do anything herself..... so i guess, this Bsc biotech grad is better thn comp engrs!!

Nupur said...

@ Aanchal: Hoarder!! Let someone else be featured on my blog for once!!

Nupur said...

@ Pavitra: I don;t have the physical strength to fight my sis.... so i gotta think of alternatives!!

Nupur said...

@ Kushal: I definitely think i can teach you comp engrs a thing or two... so wen shall we begin the tutorials??

Edward Cullen who?? Read my earlier post on Twilight Rehab...!! or Google him... that's the engineer way to go abt things, ain't it??

left unseen yet seen because.... said...

u shud come over to borili to check out soem funky nails colours that i hav in my dressing table drawer...

btw pls msg me ur number ...plssss

Saim said...

Nails n girls, what's with the fascination:P
wen do we get to read the next chap of ur story???

Nupur said...

@ Manalee: Sorry, have been busy! ill msg u asap!!

Nupur said...

@ Numb: Self defense, my friend!!!
I'll post my chapter soon!

Saim said...

@Nupur
"Offense is the best defense" would be more apt, dun u think:D

Nupur said...

@ Numb: Its more of "Prevention is better than cure!"

ankit_shroff said...

i love ur long nails............

hey der r sm spelling mistakes........pls chk.....

why do u hate dhoni?????????

Nupur said...

@ Ankit: Yeah.... im too lazy to run a spell check these days!!

U r the only guy besides my one of ma cousin bro to like my nails...!!