June 30, 2009

Wretched Luck....!

"Jab dil hi tut gaya....toh jee ke kya kare.... jab dil hi tut gaya...." " Na koi umang hain, na koi tarang hain.... meri zindagi bas ek kati patang hain.." "Kya se kya hooooo gaya tere pyaar main" and my favourite of all of them, "Dil ke armaan aasuon main beh gaye!!!" These are the only songs playing on my iPod since Lucky broke the news of IRFAN PATHAN getting MARRIED to his girlfriend.I HATE MY LIFE and MY WRETCHED LUCK!

Girlfriend!!! When did that happen?? The papers say they first met in 2003.... precisely the time when I first saw him! And she's not even pretty! She's fat! Yeah, do you get the point now, that I DON'T like her! Dil ke armaan aasuon main beh gaye.... Couldn't he find someone better? Like me? (Don't laugh... I may not be as pretty as Ash or hot as Jessica Alba.... but I'm definitelty not FAT at least!) {Nothing wrong in being fat, I infact love fat people (sacchi, God Swear... eww...I need to stop spending all my free time with 8 year olds!) ... I'm just finding an excuse not to like Shivangi Dev}

Only when I think that the color of the mehendi that I've put on my hands is the darkest of dark browns making me think that someone somewhere is madly in love with me (lifted straight from Dil Toh Pagal Hain), I come to know that Irfan's hooked! I was sad all day because of it.... until Aanchal called up and gave a proof of why I love her so much! She said that Irfan's Dad has apparently said that Irfan won't get married until Yusuf doesn't get married!!! I almost touched my ceiling with the jump I jumped with joy.... and considering the fact that I'm just five two (fine, I'll be honest... five one and a half!), that was some jump! And I so hope that Yusuf doesn't get married soon!!! How selfish can I get!! By the way, you should've seen the show Aaj Tak had for Irfan Pathan... it was funnier than 16 guys fighting to woo and marry Rakhi Sawant (again, what's wrong with lesser mortals like me?)

If you thought that my wretched luck got over, you got it wrong.... I can beat anyone in this department (Ajay is not allowed to compete with me, his luck is worse than mine!) a movie that I've making for almost 2 weeks for my nana-nani's 50th wedding anniversary to be played in front of a 150-odd people at the party, refuses to play! And I almost say the F word due to utter exasperation in front of my family... then managing to make it sound like Freak later! God alone knows how I remade it in 20 minutes again! And people loved it, so mission accomplished.... so at the end of it, I earned 550 bucks for it, for practically nothing...and already have 2 more movies to make for some relatives! I can make money from this now!

C'est la vie!!

P.S: It's Aanchal's birthday tomorrow and apparently, I'm more excited about it than her!! Aanch... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

P.S 2 : Read my story... the links are on the right side above the Edward Cullen slide show

8 comments:

Tushar Sathe said...

tht was funny.. wretched luck hmmm..who knows it better than me.. but somehow when i narrate my dumb-wretched-luck-incidents to my close buddies they bloody find it humorous.. now i know why... cuz they are actually humorous.. and you sound the same.. hehe.. :-D

Ronaldinho said...

i was goin to offer u my condolences over irfan's marriage bt my bal is pretty low...can i assist u in the movie making??..may b i can earn some maoney to refil my cell..sigh**

Ronaldinho said...

this is me manalee by mistake from rohit's acount!!!

comfortably numb said...

The heart n it's burns:(
condolences dear:P
btw...u have sum time yet,u cud yet try something on the lines of Julia in My Best Friend's Wedding....not a suggestion, just a thought:)

Nupur said...

@Tushar: Wretched luck stories always seem funny to others but to you!

@ Manalee: I guessed it was you! Sure you can help me... and thanks for ur condolences!

@ Numb: I wish... but I'll let them be.... im sure i cn find sum1 new!

Pavitra .... said...

Lol....I understand....
my condolences... :)

ankit said...

u may not be da most hottest or da most beautiful women, girl, etc but u certainly r one of THE MOST CUTE FACE i have ever seen...........

u really r so FOTOGENIC dat i like to click u 24*7.........

dnt wry u will get sm1 much better den irfan who will love u madly!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nupur said...

@ Pavitra: Thanks yaar!

@Ankit: Arey, you are the photographer of my wedding!! U're getting a return ticket for Mumbai from Madurai for my wedding!!! (the only one getting this facility!!)