October 6, 2010

Why A Girl Would Want To Be Guy...


*Reposting an old post.... I don't think many people have read this....*


  •  You're not subjected to a free full body scan the minute you step out of     the house.
  • You can wear/not wear anything you want without thinking about what log kahenge
  • People look into your EYES while talking to you
  • The world's your toilet!!
  • You are allowed to drive on the highway...(You're allowed to drive in           the first place!)
  • You can abuse in Hindi!
  • Your punches do hurt other people
  • You can watch sports without being asked "Who's the guy who sparked this sudden interest in football??!"
  • Beer, football and friends together are UTOPIA!
  • You understand football and the difference between off-spin and leg-spin in cricket
  • You'd go nuts if a Ferrari was parked near your building because you realize the importance of it!
  • You have at least the benefit of doubt of being able to pass engineering!(With my Maths and Physics I know  why I didn't even have the benefit of doubt!)
  • You have relaxed and flexible curfew timings
  • You can afford getting drunk because you don't have to care about who'll drop you home
  • Pleasure is never a pain for you.... not even the first time!!!
  • You are not scared of bikes or rather being spotted on a bike with a person of the opposite sex
  • You probably haven't heard of or do not care about PMS
  • You don't have to undergo labour or the frightful stretch marks after it!
  • You don't have to undergo the terrible pain of depilation every 4 weeks...you can roam around like a hairy orang-utan all your life
  • Boys night out is not at all about gossiping and bitching....
  • You don't have to think twice before the second helping of the Blueberry Cheese Cake
  • You an wear white in the rain.
  • Butter zyaada Pav Bhaji can be relished without appraising the calories
  • Your name is yours forever

  • And the most important of them all......... YOU DO NOT HAVE OESTROGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 comments:

Aamir Ayubi said...

You're not subjected to a free full body scan the minute you step out of the house.
If we don’t scan you, your make up and ‘dressing up’ will be wasted.
You can wear/not wear anything you want without thinking about what log kahenge
You can also do that, it’s just a thought process
People look into your EYES while talking to you
YES
The world's your toilet!!
YES
You are allowed to drive on the highway...(You're allowed to drive in the first place!)
So can women too! I guess the category of the women you mentioning don’t drive at all
You can abuse in Hindi!
So can you
Your punches do hurt other people
Thanks
You can watch sports without being asked "Who's the guy who sparked this sudden interest in football??!"
That’s our interest, Same way if we develop interest in handball, we’ll be asked
Beer, football and friends together are UTOPIA!
YES
You understand football and the difference between off-spin and leg-spin in cricket
YES! Same way you can understand the difference between peach and orange, for us they are just fruits, not colors
You'd go nuts if a Ferrari was parked near your building because you realize the importance of it!
YES! It’s as good as girls spotting Robert Pattison (Twilight) in the next building
You have at least the benefit of doubt of being able to pass engineering! (With my Maths and Physics I know why I didn't even have the benefit of doubt!)
That’s a personal one as I know many good female engineers too
You have relaxed and flexible
curfew timings
YES
You can afford getting drunk because you don't have to care about who'll drop you home
YES
Pleasure is never a pain for you.... not even the first time!!!
Really? I dunno
You are not scared of bikes or rather being spotted on a bike with a person of the opposite sex
It depends on many things, not just the gender
You probably haven't heard of or do not care about PMS
We have
You don't have to undergo labour or the frightful stretch marks after it!
All I can say is, we understand
You don't have to undergo the terrible pain of depilation every 4 weeks...you can roam around like a hairy orang-utan all your life
YES
Boys night out is not at all about gossiping and bitching....
Praise the Lord, YES
You don't have to think twice before the second helping of the Blueberry Cheese Cake
God is Great! Hallelujah YESSS
You can wear white in the rain.
YES
Butter zyaada Pav Bhaji can be relished without appraising the calories
Oh Yeaaaaaaah !!!
Your name is yours forever
You have to change the name, because of a law, it’s nothing personal

And the most important of them all......... YOU DO NOT HAVE OESTROGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But we do have TESTOSTERONE and sometimes keeping it under wraps (within pants) is can be as worrisome as having OESTROGEN:P

Nupur said...

@ Aamir :

Me: You're not subjected to a free full body scan the minute you step out of the house.
AA: If we don’t scan you, your make up and ‘dressing up’ will be wasted.
Me: As long as the scan is limited to 5 secs, we don't mind....in fact we might even get flattered...

Me: You can wear/not wear anything you want without thinking about what log kahenge
AA: You can also do that, it’s just a thought process
Me: Really?? We weren't even allowed in the pool during the IV whereas guys roamed around half naked!

Me: You are allowed to drive on the highway...(You're allowed to drive in the first place!)
AA: So can women too! I guess the category of the women you mentioning don’t drive at all
Me: Which category?

Me: You can abuse in Hindi!
AA: So can you
Me: Yeah, we can...but then guys feel intimidated by girls abusing in Hindi...and we don't like killing your ego!

Me: You'd go nuts if a Ferrari was parked near your building because you realize the importance of it!
AA: YES! It’s as good as girls spotting Robert Pattison (Twilight) in the next building
Me: Agree!!!

Me: You probably haven't heard of or do not care about PMS
AA: We have
Me: That's the sad part...you can only sympathize....you can't empathize!

Me: Your name is yours forever
AA: You have to change the name, because of a law, it’s nothing personal
Me: All I can say is that it hurts to leave your identity...!

Aamir Ayubi said...

Well, there's pros n cons in being a guy as well as a guy :)

Nupur said...

@ Aamir : That's the next post!!

left unseen yet seen because.... said...

hmmm...intresting read...some thots came to my mind to to write this one...urs was well observed...nice post...nice observation