March 24, 2008

Here I am....

Ok.... Here I am, blogging for the first time in life(my "Why......" story wasn't exactly a blog). The whole world is going gaga about blogging and everybody seems on the blogworld so i thought, why not try this as well..... in any case I'm not doing anything worthwhile this summer besides preparing for CAT ofcourse. The CAT has turned out to be such a nasty animal!! Ouch!! Never thought it could bite this hard!! They say a cat has nine lives....... lets see how many lives my CAT has!!(According to my five-year-plan I assure myself it won't go beyond FIVE!!)

Ok so moving away from CAT, other activity that I could possibly be doing(apart from sleeping almost 17 1/2 hours and watching TV) would be writing my yet untitled story!! Never knew it was so difficult to name a story!5 years and still on the hunt for a name!Suggestions welcome! On second thoughts... why am I even looking for a title when I'm not going to publish my work(ah it pains to see my 5 years worth of khoon pasina going in the drains but its too personal to get published and besides I don't want to be spanked by my friends for washing their dirty linen in public!!!!).But then one doesn't always do something looking at the future results...... certain things are better done by following your instincts..... So here I am,writing my story for my creative satisfaction and not for the world to ponder over!

Enough of rants about my unfinished story..... I'll talk about it later when it gets finished....(Amen!!) Let's now come to umm.....well.... Holi!! Its all about Holi these days..... from news channels to TV shows.With the "exclusive" Holi coverage on news channels, I'm left to wonder how on earth is Holi NEWS??? I mean ok, its a festival but the 24*7 coverage on Holi makes it banal....But the most intriguing part on the Holi coverage was one presentation on India TV,I presume with a heavily bearded guy with long hair in black robes giving out astrological colour advice!!! Simply put,he was mentioning which sun sign people should play with which sun sign and with which colour!! Now this was unheard of!!! So the next time you are about to smear somebody's face..... or whicever body part you please with colour, make sure you know his/her star sign and have the write colour...... you obviously don't want to face the wrath of whatever by not doing so!!! We can get so superstitous sometimes!!

Speaking of superstitions,how can we forget (K)Ekta Kapoor and Karan Johaaaaaar??!!The Johaaaaaaaar wasn't due to a typing error or some stupid numerology gimmick, it wasn't even vaguely related to my love of the movie Jodhaaaaaa Akbar..... it was simply the way Mr.Johaaaaar pronounces his name! But i feel bad for the two of them..... i mean whenever it comes to talking about the K factor, people only talk about these two stalwarts..... why do the forget Akbar's Daddy dear..... not Humayun,you history freakos,Rakesh Roshan....... he too has the K philia(Its just the Word Power Made Easy talking!!!!) Ms.Kapoor, I belive was remaking Sholay in Bhojpuri with Ravi Kisen in the lead(the Lords will have to descend down to Earth to save the humankind now as some people just don't learn from other's mistakes!) But if this Sholay ever does gets made(God forbid!!) what would it be called,considering Ekta's K philia..... Kholay or Ksholay or K..... wateva........ lets leave the permuations and combinations to Ms.Kapoor and her partner in crime, Sheetal Menon. There'll be more of K-bashing later on,I promise(no pun intended all you SY Biotech smarty pants!!!)

Speaking of puns, the King of puns is back!Yeah the King is back......SRK "King" Khan is back with Kya aap pachvi pass se tej hain...... a desi version of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader..... it looks promising..... it would've looked more promising had Vodafone been their telecom partner...... atleast my SMSes would have been delivered!! But Vodafone and Airtel are both forgiven for doling out such wonderful ads..... the Pehla Nasha(vodafone) and the Two-kids-at-the-border ad(Airtel) were WOW! But me thinks the smartest of them all is the I'm -not-interested-in-guys-so-i-wont-go-to-Goa ad(Virgin mobile).... obviously with Richard....oops Sir Richard Branson at the helm,things had to be done with panache! And his earn-10paise-for-every-minute-you-talk scheme is sure gonna be something!!There's sure a very good method to Mr.Branson's madness!!

Ah! 11.30........ Sarabhai vs Sarabhai time...... catch up with you later buddies!!!

4 comments:

AJ said...

That's a fantastic way to start off things.Yes,the media has stooped to an unimaginable low,so lets go out and massacre them in our blogs.Yeh hai youngistaan,infact better than the show.

Aanchal Bhugra said...

well nupur bhayani i dnt wanna get stupidly formal n say..u r a fantastic writer,or fab writing n all that platitudinous and bromidic stuff(I read word power made easy too :P)...u knw it yaar...cz tareefofying you is tareefofying myself..mirror images think alike na!!

ankitshroff2002 said...

for ur info dat sholay wht u hv tlkd bout already released n floppd......it also startd jitendra as gabbar......i hd seen da poster of dis movie only,i think so

Monty said...

well i m really impressed with the way u hv started ur journey in this new world...i can still remember my first blog that i posted two years back...

ur posts and topics appear to be quite similar to myblog...hopefully i wud be able to go through some of those interesting ones in my leisure time at office,,...

but in all a good beginning to this journey...all the best !!