Waise toh I'm a hardcore feminist... but my last post didn't seem so!! But here's my take why one should be a girl...... (my bid to pacify all the feminists I've angered!)
* This list is applicable only if girls are surrounded by good,loving,caring ,understanding and chivalrous gentlemen around her..!!
- You're the most protected and sheltered one in your family
- You can wear pink....
- You can carry off floral print without looking like a Hawaii return!
- Nobody accuses you of crossdressing if you happen to wear your guy's shirt...(behind close doors, ofcourse!)
- You do not have to pay anywhere! (Travelling, entertainment and food is almost always paid for!)
- You get rickshaws/taxis comparatively easily.(Your one "rickshaw" call launches a thousand rickshaws!)
- You never have to take the pain of driving...you just have to grace the fron seat.
- Your primary business in the car is changing the CDs(Giving directions is futile...they're never acted upon,even when you're DEAD SURE about it!)
- You never have to do anything... most of the times things are taken care of!
- If they are not, then all you need to do is flutter your eye lids at great speed and say PLEASE in a very soft and bechari voice!
- You're Daddy's favourite... hence you've never heard the word NO!
- You can GOSSIP and BITCH...that's the centre of the universe for you(No wonder I'm considered a Gossip Queen in my class!)
- Cat fights have made you a stronger person, physically!
- Your punches may not hurt.....but your nails definitely do!!
- You have reservations everywhere!
- You do not have to pay fees in junior college and school
- You abuse in English... and sound classy
- "P" words from you scare the most toughest of guys!
- Sports means flying-in-the-air hair,cute faces, bulging biceps, strong hamstrings....in short Greek God replicas in the form of sportpersons!
- You hate WAGS and are jealous of them!
- You are pampered and loved the most when pregnant.
- You can give birth.... something that's so selfless.
- You are mentally very very very strong.
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....
And the most important of them all.....
25. YOU CAN CRY!!!